sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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