I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Randomize
