Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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