Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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