why didn't you poke me back
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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