are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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