i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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