margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default