it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
