piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.