what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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