i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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