Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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