She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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