You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
