They should really pass out barf bags in church
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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