yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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