Already got asked if we're dating
your thong is hanging out like whoa
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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