He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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