When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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