Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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