Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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