His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
My pussy is not your playground.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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