let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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