Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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