I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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