What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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