We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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