Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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