Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
They are going to name an STD after you.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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