I'm really into asian looking animals
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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