Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Dignity is for republicans.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Randomize
