I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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