I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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