oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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