New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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