You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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