People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Someone shattered a urinal.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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