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(731): View more from Tennessee

Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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(731): Oral text is very safe with the right protection. http://tfl.nu/ixvp

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i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties

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(347): i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties http://tfl.nu/y66a

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FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night

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haha good one..how did you even know?

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we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.

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(404): FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night (1-404): haha good one..how did you even know? (404): we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck. http://tfl.nu/dmh7

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Booty call?

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Dude you don't even follow my twitter

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(323): Booty call? (310): Dude you don't even follow my twitter http://tfl.nu/5q8u

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I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.

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(813): I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this. http://tfl.nu/6tpg

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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever

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(225): were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever http://tfl.nu/h34v

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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.

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(484): Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here. http://tfl.nu/jyp5

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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.

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(732): I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered. http://tfl.nu/02c6

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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.

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(734): So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things. http://tfl.nu/gsnh

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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.

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(810): maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me. http://tfl.nu/khu4

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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.

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(617): I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis. http://tfl.nu/8mhm

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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.

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(510): Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior. http://tfl.nu/2r56

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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza

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(260): the scent of your tears make me crave pizza http://tfl.nu/lvf8

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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?

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(918): What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else? http://tfl.nu/xvvc

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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?

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(303): When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight? http://tfl.nu/mdtp

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