hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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