i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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