I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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