omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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