I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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