all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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