Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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