If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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