OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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