Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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