You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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