real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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