I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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