if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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