I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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